SphinxInk said we'd come up with pithy posts at the same time, but I'm afraid she'll just have to go on without me. :)
I felt guilty for being MIA for so long, so I thought I'd drop in to share these few bits of wisdom.
This one would have been better a couple of days ago, but you can retain the wisdom for next year. I, for one, am grateful for instruction on the proper use of jazz hands:
And for those of you still partnered, here is some valuable advice on how to apply the laws of physics to your relationship.